Okay, ladies and gentlemen. I am going to clue you in on how to make the best birthday present for a baby imaginable. I mean, it's crazy good. Apparently, bettering your lives through explanations of things you should already know how to do is my thing these days. Just like before, you only need to follow the easy steps I lay out in front of you and instant status as "favorite ________" will be earned (You can fill in the blank with "uncle" or "cousin" or "stalker" or whatever).
Fair warning: If you are facebook friends with my mom, then you will have seen all this stuff like five times already. If you are not facebook friends with my mom, then you are missing out on having your grammar corrected on your status updates, and at least one message per week saying something like "You can't make fun of boys named Benedict I have a cousin in Des Moines whose son's name is Benedict and she won't like it." It's ironic because her grammar is bad in those messages, I know.
1) Have some really nice photos taken by someone who takes really nice photos (in our case it was Kaela Mae). Like this:
2) Put those photos on facebook for anyone and everyone to see, copy, steal, use, and fawn over.
3) Have an extremely artistic and clever sister in your family.
4) Have that sister do this:
Fair warning: If you are facebook friends with my mom, then you will have seen all this stuff like five times already. If you are not facebook friends with my mom, then you are missing out on having your grammar corrected on your status updates, and at least one message per week saying something like "You can't make fun of boys named Benedict I have a cousin in Des Moines whose son's name is Benedict and she won't like it." It's ironic because her grammar is bad in those messages, I know.
1) Have some really nice photos taken by someone who takes really nice photos (in our case it was Kaela Mae). Like this:
I honestly just picked one at random from the CD our photographer gave us. So, yeah. |
2) Put those photos on facebook for anyone and everyone to see, copy, steal, use, and fawn over.
3) Have an extremely artistic and clever sister in your family.
4) Have that sister do this:
That's right, she got Wyatt a book for Christmas. A book that she made. |